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We can buy Greenland by buying the Greenlanders

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Posted By: Big Bopper, 1/5/2026 2:45:05 PM

We don’t need to invade Greenland. We can instead buy the Greenlanders. Here’s my scheme. First, let’s review what’s at stake. Greenland is the size of Texas. It’s strategically positioned in the North Atlantic. It extends almost to the North Pole (a spot that is on ocean ice north of Greenland). We already have an air base in Greenland above the Arctic Circle which serves to provide early warning of incoming Russian missiles and bombers. And we also have our own bombers and missiles stationed there. Greenland is rich in natural resources, including petroleum, fish, fresh water, gold, lithium and rare earth metals.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: earlybird 1/5/2026 2:57:01 PM (No. 2049914)
Glenn's back His best article in ages!!! Read the whole thing. None of us knows this much about Greenland. I'm off to reread it. Good on you, Glenn...
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Peregrine 1/5/2026 3:19:51 PM (No. 2049922)
Sounds like a plan.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: synchronicity 1/5/2026 3:30:41 PM (No. 2049927)
Sounds brillant with no downsides I can currently think of, particularly on how we get our money back. Good on ya Glenn!
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Dodge Boy 1/5/2026 3:33:01 PM (No. 2049930)
This could work!
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Reply 5 - Posted by: danu 1/5/2026 3:34:16 PM (No. 2049932)
truth to tell: as a child, i thought WTP already owned greenland.,,,bc we love green. simple. welcome to the family! invite the puffins and penguins. well, charter a flight.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: downnout 1/5/2026 3:53:28 PM (No. 2049942)
Cue Kermit The Frog….”It’s So Easy Being Green….”
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Reply 7 - Posted by: preciosodrogas 1/5/2026 4:43:31 PM (No. 2049966)
I imagine China would like to get it, and so I think some move makes sense. I don't care for the idea of paying them to join us. I want fellow Americans who want to be Americans, who love what our country is about, and would be full partners in it. I'm not sure Inuits think that way. I also don't know how they would vote. Would they vote dem? They would probably qualify as a special class and we already have too many special classes with special rights. Maybe it could work as a territory. Perhaps they would sell it to us and we would agree to them continuing to live there.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: bpl40 1/5/2026 5:39:25 PM (No. 2049990)
That’s less money than what the Somalis have cheated us for. Or the amount by which Mamdani will blow the NYC budget by.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: padiva 1/5/2026 7:40:07 PM (No. 2050053)
How about a trade, Danes? Greenland for Minnesota??
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Ketchuplover 1/5/2026 8:19:39 PM (No. 2050069)
Can we call it, "Trump's Green[land] New Deal?"
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Reply 11 - Posted by: enemyofthestate 1/5/2026 9:51:17 PM (No. 2050085)
We need to leave Greenland alone.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: NYbob 1/6/2026 12:17:41 AM (No. 2050110)
Leaving them alone, means leaving them to China. Denmark is another dried up old Europe country that hasn't done much for Greenland in the last 200 years. Make them a deal which vastly improves their lives, money from royalties, healthcare better than the minimal they have now, and any other things they might want to improve their lives. IF we are smart, we won't flood them with all the destructive elements of our culture. Make them happy, in control of their lives and land, as good partners, and they will be allies far into the future. Try to strong-arm them or take advantage of them, and they will be easy prey for our enemies. We can make a good deal for both sides, which will be a lesson for the world. Screw that up, and we don't get what we want and need.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: Jesuslover54 1/6/2026 6:48:10 AM (No. 2050188)
Can't wait to go to the Greenland Costco for s hot dog (with drink) and a pair of locally-chewed mukluks.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: Hazymac 1/6/2026 9:19:09 AM (No. 2050281)
Yep. Do it! Buy Greenland. Make its citizens financially secure. They'll go with us, even if the EU doesn't.
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