Biden: I Was Born a Poor Black Child
Posted By: Hazymac, 11/2/2022 4:30:54 PM
“I was born a poor black child.” Straight out of Steve Martin’s comedy classic comes Presidentish Joe Biden’s latest campaign pander — or at least, close enough. What a jerk. Everybody knows you never go Full Steve Martin, unless you are actually Steve Martin. I don’t know Steve Martin. Steve Martin is not a friend of mine. But I can still tell you that Joe Biden is no Steve Martin. Thanks to the indispensable Christina Pushaw, we have video evidence of Biden — possibly the whitest man to walk into the Oval Office since Pee-Wee Herman paid a visit to President George H.W. Bush* — claiming to have attended Delaware State University.
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The bad news is no one cared about that speech except conservatives. They care even less about this one.
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MADISON, Wis. — Madison Children's Museum said in a statement Monday an employee was fired after wearing an Adolf Hitler costume.
The employee was seen in viral photographs celebrating Halloween on Saturday night in Madison's downtown area.
We are nauseated to see a man has dressed up as Adolf Hitler to celebrate Halloween at the U. Wisconsin Madison
With antisemitic incidents on the rise at both this particular school and across the country, this costume was meant to do one thing, and one thing only - spread hate pic.twitter.com/2paqLqOT4n
— StopAntisemitism (@StopAntisemites) October 30, 2022
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Biden: I Was Born a Poor Black Child
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“I was born a poor black child.” Straight out of Steve Martin’s comedy classic comes Presidentish Joe Biden’s latest campaign pander — or at least, close enough.
What a jerk.
Everybody knows you never go Full Steve Martin, unless you are actually Steve Martin.
I don’t know Steve Martin. Steve Martin is not a friend of mine. But I can still tell you that Joe Biden is no Steve Martin. Thanks to the indispensable Christina Pushaw, we have video evidence of Biden — possibly the whitest man to walk into the Oval Office since Pee-Wee Herman paid a visit to President George H.W. Bush* — claiming to have attended Delaware State University.
Washington D.C. to Legalize Public Urination
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When your whole city’s a toilet, why not embrace it?
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Assume that there’ll be a lot more burglaries, carjackings and robberies.
Not to mention public urination.
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The Pelosi home and neighborhood are lit up with CCTV cameras, around-the-clock security detail, and no doubt, motion detectors everywhere. No one is getting within 100 yards of the Pelosi home without being identified. No one is breaking into that house. You can bet on it.We are supposed to accept that a man walked behind the house unnoticed and hammered on a window in a back door until the glass broke. The glass, by the way, landed outside the house which makes no sense since the force against the window reportedly came from the
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So we're piling on, and why not? Who's gonna throw the handkerchief? Back in the late '70s when Steve Martin used to wear the arrow through his head onstage and play the banjo, he did this routine and "King Tut." Maybe the Bidiot will tell us that he ate an alligator after he whupped Corn Pop.