Bodycam footage shows arrest of Tyson
CFO John Tyson after he passed out in
stranger’s bed
New York Post,
by
Patrick Reilly
Original Article
Posted By: Hazymac,
11/19/2022 9:33:34 AM
Newly released bodycam footage shows the moment Arkansas police wake up a Tyson Foods executive after he allegedly passed out drunk in a stranger’s bed earlier this month.
Tyson CFO John Tyson appears disoriented and even tries to go back to sleep in the early morning ordeal on Nov. 6 as a Fayetteville police officer informs him he’s sleeping in someone else’s home.
“Mr. Tyson! John! Fayetteville Police Department, you’re not in your house,'” an officer loudly tells Tyson as he’s snuggled beneath the covers in his underwear, according to the footage obtained by Vice.
The 32-year-old scion of the Tyson meatpacking empire raises his head and briefly looks at the police officers
Reply 1 - Posted by:
kennedylaw 11/19/2022 9:44:56 AM (No. 1337548)
So when do we get to see the bodycam footage from Pelosi's house?
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
DVC 11/19/2022 9:58:14 AM (No. 1337567)
Immediate release of bodycam footage in this case, but it'll be the 12th of Never before the facts in the Pelosi case.
I wonder how often he gets blind drunk and wanders around looking for a house to sleep in?
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 11/19/2022 9:59:34 AM (No. 1337572)
Don't people lock their doors?
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Troutgreen 11/19/2022 10:10:58 AM (No. 1337597)
Is it just me, or does he look a lot like a younger Hunter Biden?
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
bigfatslob 11/19/2022 10:18:51 AM (No. 1337609)
He thought he was a guest in Colonel Sanders house there to make a sales pitch with a jug of corn whiskey to share. Whoopie check Tyson stock since this is must read news of the day. Nothing happening elsewhere in the world.
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Someone that age and that stupid becomes CFO with some help.
Check his financials for bribes.
Notice the professionalism of the Fayetteville police.
I like that they left the back hatch open because it was surely cold in Fayetteville for that nearly naked idiot.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
DVC 11/19/2022 10:24:16 AM (No. 1337617)
Apparently not this woman, #3. I can remember being an 18 year old and thinking that locking doors was silly, and being slightly irritated when my grandparents, who lived in a home in Florida owned by my parents and I visited many weekends, a short drive from where I was going to college. They were, of course, smarter than my 18 year old self. But, within a few years, I had realized that locked doors was a very good idea.
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"Fayetteville police officer informs him he’s sleeping in someone else’s home.
officer loudly tells Tyson as he’s snuggled beneath the covers in his underwear, "
Truly the "funny of the day."
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Sanddollar 11/19/2022 10:35:02 AM (No. 1337634)
Time for Tyson to mentor another young man to take over the company. He is not CEO material.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
nelsonted1 11/19/2022 10:38:12 AM (No. 1337637)
We have a neighbor who did this only he was sitting at the kitchen table. The homeowner woke to the lights on, walked down the steps to xXxX sitting in the kitchen. Guy goes why are you in my house? Xxx says the is is my house! Before long they were in a shoving match. Then the cops come. Lead xxx away. The judge sentence him to county jail for a long time telling him he was a menace to society.
As an aside our renter was taping up his drivers side window. He said the cops chased him for at least twenty miles. They got him in the ditch. He kept telling them he was a sovereign citizen when they tried to get him unlock the door. He kept up the response until they broke out the window and dragged him through the opening. He said he told them he was a sovereign citizen so many times they had to have understood him.
Dad was telling us the story all lit up. He said can you imagine the cops being so mad they dragged him out the window instead of just opening the door?
The lights, sirens, shouting, glass breaking, he was lucky, very, very lucky they didn't have a dog to send in the window. XXxX said he was about as sore and bent up as anyone could possibly be.
He drank for another twenty years until he finally dried out then he died.
The menace to society is an absolute derelict who would still be soaking if his body allowed it.
Dad taught us if you drink at all someday you'll drink too much.
Ted
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
LadyVet 11/19/2022 10:50:59 AM (No. 1337650)
At age 27, fully sober, I entered the wrong house about midnight. I thought it was my parents' place, but I had been out of state for a month on temporary military duty and, unbeknownst to me, my parents had moved. No cell phones back then. It was in a very rural area and I was lucky not to get shot.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Hazymac 11/19/2022 10:54:01 AM (No. 1337652)
This story is reminiscent of the nursery story about Goldilocks and the three bears. Apparently, Mr. Tyson ate some porridge and found a bed that was just right.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
Troutgreen 11/19/2022 11:14:39 AM (No. 1337681)
Before his latest gig as CFO, the young man was being groomed for greatness. His job before CFO was as VP of Diversity and Sustainability. The nepotism is strong in this one.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
cold porridge 11/19/2022 11:28:42 AM (No. 1337694)
Well, if Hunter Biden can act like that, why can't this guy or anyone else?
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
czechlist 11/19/2022 12:05:46 PM (No. 1337732)
Did it in the navy. S h i t faced after a night of steaming I boarded the wrong ship around 0100 and found some s h i tbird in my rack. A stranger challenged me and I realized my mistake. When I made my apologies to the quarterdeck watch I was informed my ship had changed berths while I was on the beach. Before I was released from active duty they began issuing ship IDs.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
lakerman1 11/19/2022 4:36:04 PM (No. 1337879)
The Tyson lad should be happy that the young woman did not shoot him. And she might want to ask herself why she did not.
She and Tyson were both lucky.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
Stencil 11/19/2022 8:38:42 PM (No. 1337989)
10: Thanks. Best in years.
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