Schadenfreude, Thy Name Is Clinton: Hillary-Produced
Play 'Suffs' Bombs on Broadway
Red State,
by
Ward Clark
Original Article
Posted By: Hazymac,
5/12/2024 9:02:05 AM
The news these days is too often bad. There is domestic unrest all over the United States; the Middle East is once again aflame, and Russia and China both are growing more bellicose by the day. Gas and grocery prices are up, interest rates are up, wages are stagnant, and it's raining out.
Now and then, though, a news item comes along that just makes one grin. In one such, we read today that Her Imperial Majesty Hillary I, Dowager-Empress of Chappaqua, has produced a Broadway play about the early 20th-century suffragette movement, called "Suffs" - and it's absolutely bombing: The Broadway box office numbers for the week of May 5
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Reply 1 - Posted by:
john56 5/12/2024 9:09:30 AM (No. 1716489)
Maybe if they changed the name to "Snuffs" and reworked the show to highlight those unexplained deaths the house would sell out every night.
47 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
Catfur27 5/12/2024 9:14:42 AM (No. 1716494)
..."Suffs"...??....if hillary is involved wouldn't it more likely be called "Muffs" ...???
22 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
seamusm 5/12/2024 9:18:49 AM (No. 1716500)
Well pee on my leg and call it rain. There are enough people left in NY to fill 81% of the seats? Could they have given free tickets out to the homeless and illegals?
24 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
FleetUSA 5/12/2024 9:20:01 AM (No. 1716502)
Given all the liberals in NYC and 3 hour length (!!!) it must be on Code Blue. Even the libs are skipping it.
19 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
Marthinius57 5/12/2024 9:35:55 AM (No. 1716514)
Can’t help myself : The poor attendance is due to a vast right wing conspiracy.
25 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
JackBurton 5/12/2024 9:42:42 AM (No. 1716515)
I guess the play su...,
er.... stinks.
13 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
MickTurn 5/12/2024 9:52:25 AM (No. 1716526)
PIAT...Pig in a Tent!
14 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
downnout 5/12/2024 10:23:57 AM (No. 1716543)
Going to a 3 hour show and being hectored by a bunch of shrieking women is NOT my idea of a fun evening.
27 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
jalo1951 5/12/2024 10:36:41 AM (No. 1716547)
Lost my mind last night and went on msnbc/cnn website. Just to read their headlines to get their incorrect take on world events. I know I read one that said Hillary's play was a hit. LOL I had read earlier that they were only pulling 80%. Don't know how many actually were paying or just give away tickets. Let's start with the fact it is not historically correct. Black women were not involved but they could not help themselves. Then had to get the alphabet sexually confused people involved. Again they could not help themselves. DEI in action. Not the best writers or performers (why hire the best) but the kind of people that they deemed worthy. And then the name sucks. At first I thought it was a show about the Muppets. You know, Snuffleupagus. It probably would have been a better show. The dems can't help themselves. Just gotta dumb down everything they touch.
14 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
mobyclik 5/12/2024 10:54:25 AM (No. 1716555)
I love laughing at that despicable old hag. For whatever reason, she thinks she is relevant in todays world.
26 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 5/12/2024 11:00:56 AM (No. 1716562)
Hillary is so irrelevant. She just doesn't want to acknowledge that. End result is various futile attempts to grab the limelight.
16 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Kate318 5/12/2024 11:06:43 AM (No. 1716568)
Much as I’m happy to hear PIAPS’ play is not doing well, this author is too snarky for his own good. Romeo and Juliet is one of Shakespeare’s worst plays? It’s about two teenagers making a suicide pact? Methinks Ward did not do his homework. And, while Suffs (eye roll) is not doing as well as other plays on Broadway, it’s still managing 80% fill, which is an awful lot of fools in seats.
14 people like this.
Might have gotten more attendees if they named it Monica Sucs……..
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
cold porridge 5/12/2024 11:30:41 AM (No. 1716581)
an "entirely female and non-binary cast.... Why not just say "a bunch of lesbians"?
21 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
Starboard_side 5/12/2024 11:46:12 AM (No. 1716589)
Being a producer means she should have had $$ in the game, but being a Clinton, I'm sure she found someone else's money to lose.
She now knows if you produce a crappy product that no one is wanting to spend their hard earned money on you fail and generally lose money in the process.
7 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
DVC 5/12/2024 12:02:00 PM (No. 1716596)
Good news. More hate rolling Hellary's way.
6 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
Noj15 5/12/2024 12:16:34 PM (No. 1716601)
They should have had that Elliot Page dude ruin the play. Or that dude Caitlin Jenner. Or that other dude Mike Obama. Geez, this is fail number 925 for the Beast. She smells. She smells really bad.
10 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
RussZilla 5/12/2024 12:36:58 PM (No. 1716612)
Nobody asked me but I’ll tell you anyway. Mary Poppins was my favorite suffragette movie.
3 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
jinx 5/12/2024 12:48:50 PM (No. 1716620)
Speaking of Hillary, has anyone else noticed that the Clinton's friends have not been dying in accidents now that the Clintons no longer are in office or running for office?
5 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
john56 5/12/2024 1:10:19 PM (No. 1716637)
Or maybe Hillary sold shares of the show using the business plan of " The Producers" and sold 100,000% of the show to "investors," who sadly will lose every dime.
But this time, unlike in the show and movie, the plan works.
4 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
rfr46 5/12/2024 1:24:20 PM (No. 1716644)
You can bet she will not lose her money
5 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
ironchefw 5/12/2024 3:17:31 PM (No. 1716670)
"Insuffs", as in insufferables, is the more appropriate title for the show.
3 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
Venturer 5/12/2024 3:36:14 PM (No. 1716677)
It really doesn't matter to Hillary, It's not like it was her money she is losing.
2 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
Sanddollar 5/12/2024 4:37:14 PM (No. 1716700)
I will not pay or even sit through a free musical with performers from the alphabet community.
1 person likes this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
volksford 5/12/2024 5:26:20 PM (No. 1716715)
Got to admire her " stick to it " attitude... sooner or later she is going to find some competency
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
kono 5/12/2024 5:32:33 PM (No. 1716719)
Anything having to do with Hillary that bears the title "Snuffs" ought to be about Arkancide...
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
broken01 5/13/2024 8:12:53 AM (No. 1717053)
On that good note I hope that EVERYTHING the PIAPS gets involved in bombs bigly.
0 people like this.
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