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Man's hilarious troll aftercity's petty
order to hide his boat

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Posted By: Deborah Grannet, 5/11/2024 2:20:07 PM

A California homeowner who was ordered to hide his boat from view of this wealthy neighbors has hilariously trolled city officials with an act of malicious compliance. Seaside resident Etienne Constable was told he needed to erect a cover to obscure the vessel or he would face an $100 fine back in July 2023. Municipal codes state that, 'boats and large pickup campers, motor homes, recreation vehicles, utility trailers, and vacation trailers' can only be parked on driveways if, 'screened on the side and front by a six-foot-high fence'. The homeowner acquiesced, but put his own tongue-in-cheek spin on it by painting a photo realistic mural

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Take that, California control freaks...

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Quigley 5/11/2024 2:56:59 PM (No. 1716216)
Now it's art.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: offrope 5/11/2024 3:08:38 PM (No. 1716217)
I love the phrase "malicious compliance", and the concept behind it. That could be a useful tool.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: anniebc 5/11/2024 3:22:43 PM (No. 1716220)
If it's not the government it's your annoying HOA.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: DVC 5/11/2024 3:34:35 PM (No. 1716227)
Now, THAT'S funny.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: ThreeBadCats3 5/11/2024 4:17:25 PM (No. 1716245)
Soon there will be an amendment to the law concerning appearance of the screening fence, with a hefty fine for non compliance.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Corndoggies 5/11/2024 4:37:27 PM (No. 1716249)
Be ungovernable.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Cindiana 5/11/2024 5:01:45 PM (No. 1716257)
Make sure yo check out the photos. I love this guy!!!
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Reply 8 - Posted by: earlybird 5/11/2024 5:51:07 PM (No. 1716274)
Unlike in landlocked inland areas, in areas near the coast it is possible to do as we always did and moor boats in marinas
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Reply 9 - Posted by: StrikingViking 5/11/2024 5:53:35 PM (No. 1716277)
Conservatives will find this to be hilarious good fun. Fascist control freaks will not.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: earlybird 5/11/2024 6:13:16 PM (No. 1716285)
Re that wealthy neighbor, there doesn't appear to be such an animal in Seaside. From Seaside's wiki demographics; "The median income for a household in the city was $41,393, and the median family income was $43,259. Males had a median income of $29,204 versus $26,424 for females. The per capita income for the city was $15,183. About 9.3% of families and 12.1% of the population were below the poverty line, including 14.9% of those under age 18 and 7.4% of those age 65 or over." Where homes are so close together, boats and campers, motor homes and the like are unsightly annoyanes. This guy is a cheesy jerk.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Highlander 5/11/2024 6:21:48 PM (No. 1716288)
# 2; Ditto on “malicious compliance.” I read about a guy paying his taxes with a wheelbarrow load of pennies.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: Highlander 5/11/2024 6:26:25 PM (No. 1716291)
Correction: FIVE wheelbarrow loads of pennies!
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Reply 13 - Posted by: earlybird 5/11/2024 6:26:34 PM (No. 1716292)
Speaking of control freaks, a statewide sampling: https://www.neighbor.com/storage-blog/can-i-park-my-boat-in-my-driveway-state-by-state/
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Reply 14 - Posted by: earlybird 5/11/2024 6:44:45 PM (No. 1716296)
Wapo article is more accurate. No "wealthy neighbor" complaint. No neighbor complaint. Shame on DM. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/the-city-made-him-hide-his-boat-so-he-had-it-painted-on-his-fence/ar-BB1maXkl
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Reply 15 - Posted by: hershey 5/11/2024 10:26:33 PM (No. 1716367)
They are already drafting a change to the ordnance to require the fences to be painted with the Queer colors...that should keep them happy...
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Deborah Grannet 5/12/2024 11:00:05 AM (No. 1716561)
Wow, #14, this really hit a nerve with you...
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