'Smart' appliances – the rise of the machines
1819 News s [Alabama],
by
Randy Tatano
Original Article
Posted By: minuteman,
11/9/2023 8:59:24 AM
Whoever came up with the original concept of “smart” devices had to be a fan of the “Terminator” movies.
Because if these things are smart, they wouldn’t break down constantly and drive us insane. But that’s part of their devious plan. (I’m not some conspiracy theory guy. This is real.)
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Reply 1 - Posted by:
pros7767 11/9/2023 9:23:09 AM (No. 1594998)
This is HYSTERICAL!
Thanks for giving me a good laugh OP!
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
JHHolliday 11/9/2023 9:29:17 AM (No. 1595002)
I had the same struggle with our double oven. Too many options. It even has a feature called Sabbath.” I have no idea what that’s for. Some sort of religious holiday thing. Also, the usual presets to turn it off and on, something that have never used and never will. One neat little feature is it will sneakily turn it self off yet still show the temperature you first selected. I had that happen with a Thanksgiving turkey and a big crowd enroute. Paid almost two grand for it and must have four invested by now after having three motherboards replaced. Oh, one more thing. It has a fan that has a high-pitched, annoying, whining sound when the oven is turned on. I asked the repairman on one of his numerous visits if he could disconnect it. No, he says, you will cook the motherboard. Cheap Chinese krep.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
Venturer 11/9/2023 9:41:33 AM (No. 1595018)
If it has a PCB in it ,the failure is a certainty
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
marbles 11/9/2023 9:45:06 AM (No. 1595023)
Speed Queen is washer and dryer to get. More expensive , but no mother board.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
chagrined 11/9/2023 9:50:08 AM (No. 1595033)
It's been my experience that pretty much all new appliances are pieces of junk!
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When I bought a washer a few years ago, I asked for the top loader that uses the most water.
I was in Europe for a while trying to use one those low water machines and I didn't want anything like that!
You have to look beyond the first appliance store visit. I think Home Depot still has them.
When you hear "smart" anything, think "they are trying to spy on me" through this purchase.
I go as low tech as possible on refrigerator or anything else. Never ever want them connected to the internet.
I refused a smart electric meter on my home.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
mc squared 11/9/2023 10:00:41 AM (No. 1595043)
Periodically, our smart Maytag won't wash unless we run a 'wash cycle' - not for the clothes, but for the machine! It decides when it won't behave like a child.
Had we known that, we would have looked elsewhere. They're going to get worse because Brandon has commanded manufacturers to reduce their capacity to clean clothes even further. Save the earth.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
downnout 11/9/2023 11:34:17 AM (No. 1595167)
After cursing out our dishwasher and washing machine, it’s nice to know we’re not alone. Obviously, there are millions of us out here. Speaking of rise of the machines, I had a Camaro that would start flicking its lights on and off. It took FIVE trips to the dealer before they finally found the problem.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
DVC 11/9/2023 11:45:07 AM (No. 1595179)
Funny, unless you own one.
Fortunately, about 15 years ago a friend told me that his neighbor was tossing her 1 year old washing machine, wondered if I wanted to take a look. I went over with my pickup, the washer was sitting by the street, still full of water, so apparently wouldn't pump out. I can fix things and I could use a washer for my vacation home. OK, tipped it on the side to empty, took it home, and set up outside the garage to try it out. I did a test, it did nothing, but lights came on. I removed the top, looked around....and saw that the plastic arm onthe safety switch was broken off. This is how the washer thinks the lid is closed. Lid not closed, no anything. Bought a new $5 lid switch, install it, and it works perfectly.
It lives in my vacation cabin, runs maybe two loads a year, and I have a $5 nearly new backup, simple, plain, ordinary washing machine - on top of the one we use normally which is about 25 years old, and running perfectly.
New appliances are pretty much fancy junk. I got this from an engineer who worked for Whirlpool washer dryer factory in Nebraska or Iowa, I forget, before she came to where I used to work. We discussed appliance design a bit, and she left because she wasn't pleased with the quality being made...and this was 15 years ago.
More advanced electronics equals lower reliability, for certain. I'll never own a "smart" appliance of any kind, guaranteed.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
udanja99 11/9/2023 12:55:39 PM (No. 1595231)
When I read “the rise of the machines”, my mind immediately goes to The Matrix.
A few years ago we needed to buy a new television and went to Best Buy. We specifically told the sales-kid that we did NOT want a smart TV. After he got over his shock and disgust, he found one for us. I hope that it lasts a very long time because I don’t think any are being made these days.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
snakeoil 11/9/2023 1:02:54 PM (No. 1595240)
Don't call repair persons. Call Customer Service. You are put on hold after being told how much they value you as a customer. You listen to awful music for a hour or so. Finally, if you are lucky and not just cut off, a person picks up the phone who is glad to practice English on you. They start reading a list of questions that they are required to read: Is it plugged in and turned on? Do you have internet? Finally they reach their answer: Upgrade the Firmware. You ask how can I do that when it won't turn on? They tell you to call back when someone else will be there and hope you have a nice day.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
anniebc 11/9/2023 3:35:32 PM (No. 1595352)
When they can't help you, they hang up on you too, poster 11, and you're spot on about the loud, obnoxious music.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
JimBob 11/9/2023 9:12:35 PM (No. 1595509)
I guy I know was talking to his wife the other day, using a low voice, barely louder than a whisper.
"What did you say? Speak Up!" she replied.
"I said, I think these 'smart' devices are listening to us." he repeated.
"Oh, that's Silly!" she said, and she laughed.
And Siri laughed.
And Alexa laughed.
And Cortana laughed.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
mifla 11/10/2023 6:48:17 AM (No. 1595648)
Been shopping for a new washer and dryer, mostly be reading reviews.
Buying appliances these days seems to be a crap shoot.
My parents had a Maytag washer and dryer that lasted decades. The repairman was truly very lonely.
I would pay top dollar for a washer and dryer that works for a decade and cleans and drys my clothes.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
franq 11/10/2023 3:29:24 PM (No. 1595922)
^Speed Queen, commercial grade (it's not coin-op). Top load washer will run about $1200, you will get 20 years out of it. Do your research, they make a similar unit that is more high-tech. That is not the one you want.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
judy 11/10/2023 3:45:48 PM (No. 1595927)
One thing I learned if it stops working or misses a cycle unplug it for 5 minutes...It worked for my smart TV & washer. I guess it needed a reset??? Like computers????
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The author’s experience with ‘smart’ washing machines closely matches my own.