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Pity the Poor Lobster

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Posted By: Hazymac, 12/27/2025 4:29:07 PM

Our extremely sensitive British cousins have struck a blow for humanity. Or, rather, for lobsterdom: “Boiling live lobsters to be banned under animal rights reforms.” In its animal welfare strategy, published on Monday, the government said that “live boiling is not an acceptable killing method”, while also setting out new farming standards and banning trail hunting. The strategy, which sets out a series of protections for pets, farmed animals and wild animals, said the government would publish guidance on the best way to kill decapod crustaceans such as crabs, lobsters and prawns. I would have thought that being plunged into boiling water would be a pretty humane way to kill a lobster.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Birddog 12/27/2025 4:41:11 PM (No. 2046037)
Lobsters have a unique multi chamber heart, with very limited "Pumping" capacity, you can stand them on thier head and they go comatose...respiration dropping to near nothing, you can keep them alive and 100% fresh by setting them on bookshelf aboard your boat, no water tank needed. When you are next at anchor(you really do NOT want to be messing with a big pot off boiling water unless at anchor) you just take them off the shelf and drop them in the pot, they don't wake up. I find it sommat humorous that we Yankees called the red coated Brits "Lobsters" and had no compunction about how they were killed when it came time to do so.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: DVC 12/27/2025 5:32:22 PM (No. 2046041)
The Brits have become too stupid to survive....so they won't.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: anotherctyankee 12/27/2025 5:39:54 PM (No. 2046046)
Sorry, I have to agree with the Brits on lobsters and crabs. Also, I will never be able to eat a crawfish after being at a crawfish boil in Lake Charles. Both my husband and I were totally traumatized and couldn’t eat anything.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Mcscow sailor 12/27/2025 5:50:05 PM (No. 2046047)
Convince me that lobsters evolved to have pain. Hot water is not present in lobster waters
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Reply 5 - Posted by: sunset 12/27/2025 6:13:43 PM (No. 2046060)
Dispatching a lobster with boiling water is matter of fact a humane way. An animal would eat the lobster alive, one bite at a time.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: LadyHen 12/27/2025 6:34:05 PM (No. 2046066)
fta: And one more thing: who wants to tell them about oysters? -- No joke. Lobsters and other crustaceans can not be evolutionarily that much more advanced than your average insect and we seems to have no problem killing them with sprays or even a shoe. But if you are squeamish about "boiling alive" then a sharp butchers knife point down mid thorax and then bringing the knife down to slice the head in two in one swift motion does the trick in about 2 seconds if you use adequate force. Then boil away, no trauma. But then we process our own poultry so I am not squeamish.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Hazymac 12/27/2025 6:40:44 PM (No. 2046067)
Boiling the crustacean involves immersion in water at 212 F. That's pretty hot, but steam is hotter and quicker. A local supermarket used to carry live Maine lobsters, and would steam them after the customer inspected the fish tank full of lobsters, and picked a lucky one. When the lobster went into the hot hot steam, he gave one brief cry "Woo hoo hoo hoo," his carapace turned orange, and he went to lobster heaven. Better than being eaten by an octopus on the ocean floor, that killing floor. As Clinton Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders used to say, "Ya gotta die of sumpthin'."
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Reply 8 - Posted by: cor-vet 12/27/2025 6:55:51 PM (No. 2046070)
In response to Poster# 3, I am eagerly awaiting shrimp and crawfish season. Plan on boiling more than a few sacks.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: udanja99 12/27/2025 8:12:56 PM (No. 2046093)
Never forget - these same people have no problem at all with dismembering a human baby in its mother’s womb.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: DiegoDude 12/27/2025 8:36:46 PM (No. 2046096)
Put them on the top rack of your dishwasher (take out the Jet Dry), close door, set on sanitizer, no screams, done to perfection.
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