Masturbation has replaced procreation
-- and love
The Aspen Beat,
by
Glenn Beaton
Original Article
Posted By: Big Bopper,
8/12/2021 11:46:05 AM
In a recent mixed gathering of friends and casual acquaintances, a man made a joke about “mental masturbation.” A woman’s rejoinder mentioned her habits of the physical kind. Everyone laughed. I did too. It was funny.
That’s an exchange that would not have happened a few years ago. Back then, and forever prior to then, onanism was a fine thing that 90% of people practiced, often to perfection, but 110% denied. Heck, they didn’t even need to deny it, because the entire topic was taboo.
Not so anymore.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
GoodDeal 8/12/2021 11:58:11 AM (No. 876466)
According to medical studies masturbation and watching porn leads to erectile dysfunction in men of all ages. It changes your brain stimulation function so that when you are with a real woman she will not provide the same level of stimulation that turns you on watching open. Don’t do it guys. Ladies too. It’s a sin against God.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Quigley 8/12/2021 12:14:04 PM (No. 876491)
Jocelyn Elders was all for it; that left more girls for bill and hill. So we’ll bring in millions of third worlders to do our voting for us too.
The Elites can be perpetual kings of the Great Gullible Masturbators. (Funny how prudish (?) Apple is- it doesn’t know the word. I guess our Betters don’t want us typing it).
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
ARKfamily 8/12/2021 12:14:10 PM (No. 876492)
For a long time, there have been lives ruined because of liberal thinking. Just to be clear this is my take.
Liberalism = a rejection of God's ways. Democrats are trying desperately to take God out of society and yet we have people invested in them and their thinking. I have this comment in article after this one and it applies here too.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
zephyrgirl 8/12/2021 12:20:40 PM (No. 876498)
When any one night stand picked up in a bar or starlet who thought the casting couch would lead to a film role can assuage her regret and guilt the next morning by screaming "rape," and ruin a man's life, it is no wonder that porn and sex toys look like the smarter alternative. Don't tell me it doesn't happen, because I know women who've done this.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
earlybird 8/12/2021 12:26:26 PM (No. 876503)
Don’t get too excited. Beaton is not Hunter and the DM. But this is another of his excellent - albeit depresssing - essays.
Problems are not to be solved but to be felt, vagrants are victims, racial discrimination is OK so long as it’s against overachieving races like Asians, ice cream companies imagine that they’re philosopher kings, the government monitors your cell phone texts for illicit comments about the vaccine, the president is an avatar for, um, who knows, the slogan for the age is “burn it down,” the wilderness is protected but the cities are trashed, “friends” are social media images you’ve never met, children are forced to wear masks because the forcers enjoy forcing them to, people can change their genders as fast as they change their minds, and back again, and what passes for intimacy is online at 60 frames per second with 4k resolution.
This is a civilization in its death throes. We deserve it. We were given everything and p***ed it all away in billions of one-person orgies of emotional, physical and political self-abusing and society-destroying feelgoodery. (Edited to pass site filter. How ironic.)
Years ago someone wrote “Anything Goes”, lamenting that a “glimpse of stocking” was no longer shocking… They had no idea of what was yet to come.
Now that Cuomo is gone, how do we dump the entire Biden administration?
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
marbles 8/12/2021 12:36:31 PM (No. 876512)
Well, D.C. IS one big circle jerk.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
jimboscott 8/12/2021 12:38:26 PM (No. 876515)
Just to be accurate...
Onan's transgression was NOT masturbation. His sin was having sex with his deceased brother's wife (as custom dictated, the brother of a deceased husband was to get the bereaved wife pregnant) and then 'spilling his seed to the ground' instead of impregnating here.
The story of Onan has been butchered to fit an agenda.
You could have all of the scriptures that deal specifically mention masturbation tattooed on your left eyeball and not feel a thing. There ARE none.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
Newtsche 8/12/2021 12:42:30 PM (No. 876519)
"This is a civilization in its death throes. We deserve it..."
Well, yes and yes but we already knew that.
And it's not like such self-absorption has produced nothing.
Boomers begat coomers (Urban Dictionary it). Not a prescription for a healthy future but the die seems to have been cast. Any incel knows being master of one's domain is not a point of pride.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
udanja99 8/12/2021 12:43:51 PM (No. 876521)
So, Onan=Hunter Biden.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
itsonlyme 8/12/2021 12:50:23 PM (No. 876532)
The article didn't mention Jeffrey Toobin
FYI
June 10, 2021
"CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin returned to the network Thursday for the first time in more than seven months after he was caught masturbating on a Zoom call with former colleagues at The New Yorker."
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
mc squared 8/12/2021 12:52:33 PM (No. 876534)
Not my business what someone does in their home.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Big Bopper 8/12/2021 1:56:17 PM (No. 876592)
Number 11: I don't think anyone is proposing to regulate masturbation. The question presented are (1) whether so much of it -- apparently to the exclusion of real intimacy and socializing -- is a good thing and (2) what does it say about our society?
Sniffing glue in one's bedroom is arguably not your business either, but it's worth asking whether it's a good thing or a bad thing for society.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
stablemoney 8/12/2021 2:18:25 PM (No. 876605)
We do not deserve it. We have done nothing but work, raise kids, take care of our parents, and bother nobody. We are not responsible for other people being evil. That is a choice they have made.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
joew9 8/12/2021 2:34:32 PM (No. 876617)
Hate to say it but if women aren't producing at least an average of 2.2 children each then the population is on the verge of becoming extinct. In the case of less than 2.2 all forms of birth control should be banned.
The number one job of any civilization is to make sure the population is reproducing at a sustaining rate. Otherwise you won't have a civilization.
The Japanese are just about to face that extinction.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Luke21 8/12/2021 3:09:08 PM (No. 876679)
You can't even ask a woman for a date at work so the thumpers all drone on and on about what sex and romance starved people should do in private to fulfill their needs. Tell me how many wives and concubines David and Solomon had again.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
snowoutlaw 8/12/2021 3:20:44 PM (No. 876704)
Isn't the term racist?
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
red1066 8/12/2021 4:13:48 PM (No. 876747)
It costs too much money to have kids. Most of today's young parents are working and their kids are watched by grandparents because daycare is legal extortion. However, many young men have decided to just say to hell with young women and dating because of the young women's attitudes that they run into on a daily basis. Being accused of some sexual something can ruin your life. No proof that anything took place is needed. Society in general has become anti-male, and it starts in school. Society can't demonize half of the population and expect that half to be ok with it.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
AntiStatist 8/12/2021 5:15:34 PM (No. 876797)
Eureka! I'm opening a chain of palm shave salons! Who wants in?
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
doctorfixit 8/12/2021 5:18:30 PM (No. 876798)
American culture is hostile to heterosexual activity. All men are rapists, according to feminists. Liberalism is a death cult. It celebrates infanticide. Conservatism is impotent in the face of totalitarian socialism. It's time for a viable, vigorous ideology that can eradicate socialism. Conservatism didn't deliver. .
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
Historybuff 8/12/2021 5:56:22 PM (No. 876823)
At least it's with someone you love. . . and you don't have to share your cigarettes. . .
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
zephyrgirl 8/12/2021 5:56:57 PM (No. 876824)
If it flies, floats or ****s, rent it.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 8/12/2021 6:15:54 PM (No. 876839)
Nothing in this world is immortal. That means nothing lasts forever. That includes civilizations. God never designed us to last forever (at least on this plane of existence). None of the corruption, decay, and decadence we are seeing now should be a surprise. Time will tell how long we last.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
FleetUSA 8/12/2021 7:10:46 PM (No. 876887)
A friend once commented that this is the only type of dating you don't have to dress up for.
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An epic rant!