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How Do You Solve a Problem Like Kamala?

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Posted By: DW626, 10/12/2024 9:55:25 PM

Pop quiz, hotshot: You just stole the Democrats’ presidential nomination from a dementia-addled nursing home patient without receiving a single vote from the electorate and while having the lowest approval rating of any modern veep. Despite the nonstop efforts of corporate news propagandists to anoint you as a deserving heir, Americans rightly see you as a fake, foolish, insecure, insignificant, boozy, Canadian flop who has no business being behind the wheel of an automobile, let alone taking charge of a nuclear arsenal as commander-in-chief.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Dodge Boy 10/12/2024 10:25:42 PM (No. 1812333)
"How Do You Solve a Problem Like Kamala?" By showing Obie and her the door just less than four weeks from now. Kamalie's brief little freebie political career is about to end.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: ThreeBadCats3 10/12/2024 10:34:38 PM (No. 1812336)
Most of us could add many less than complementary adjectives, but J. B. made a good start. Only so much room here.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Catherine 10/12/2024 10:56:18 PM (No. 1812342)
She could always 'get Covid' at this convenient time and not be available to the media. Worked well for both Joe and Jill. The last time Jill had it, it totally refreshed her face, too. But at this point, I have no idea what can be done. Is there a provision somewhere in the constitution for an event such as the inability of one of the candidates to continue running?
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Reply 4 - Posted by: NotaBene 10/12/2024 11:07:53 PM (No. 1812348)
I like the way the author thinks. QueMala is more stupid than Biden.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: thefield 10/12/2024 11:30:34 PM (No. 1812357)
#3 there is nothing about political parties.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: sunset 10/12/2024 11:34:04 PM (No. 1812359)
My Question is for Mrs. Emhoff's husband. Hey Douglas, have you B slapped your wife today?
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Reply 7 - Posted by: DVC 10/13/2024 1:09:11 AM (No. 1812373)
To answer the question, you elect Trump and send her to the dumpster of failed politicians.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: idahoskook 10/13/2024 1:26:30 AM (No. 1812376)
I begin by sticking my index fingers in each ear. It muffles the cackle to a tolerable level.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: FJB 2022 23 24 10/13/2024 5:29:23 AM (No. 1812396)
By electing Trump in a landslide! MAGA
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Mcscow sailor 10/13/2024 7:25:27 AM (No. 1812422)
How do you solve a problem like Kamala?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Kamala?
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown! Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand Oh, how do you solve a problem like Kamala?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Strike3 10/13/2024 8:26:45 AM (No. 1812442)
A soundproof paper bag with a drawstring?
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Reply 12 - Posted by: danu 10/13/2024 1:17:01 PM (No. 1812623)
i had some ideas. the police objected.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: Jackie 10/13/2024 8:16:55 PM (No. 1812841)
Heh heh heh.. well I have several suggestions but everyone of them would keep me away from home for a very long time.
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Posted by DW626 10/12/2024 9:55:25 PM Post Reply
Pop quiz, hotshot: You just stole the Democrats’ presidential nomination from a dementia-addled nursing home patient without receiving a single vote from the electorate and while having the lowest approval rating of any modern veep. Despite the nonstop efforts of corporate news propagandists to anoint you as a deserving heir, Americans rightly see you as a fake, foolish, insecure, insignificant, boozy, Canadian flop who has no business being behind the wheel of an automobile, let alone taking charge of a nuclear arsenal as commander-in-chief.
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