Wokification Update: Kellogg's Creates
New WOKE Cereal for Kids
Red State,
by
Mike Miller
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
5/14/2021 8:38:07 AM
On this episode of “Who Didn’t See This Coming?”… Kellogg’s has announced the creation of a new “woke” cereal, America. Ready? The formerly legendary cereal maker, in partnership with the LGBTQ+ media organization GLAAD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation), has released a Pride-themed cereal called “Together With Pride.”Spoiler: As noted by The Right Scoop, the new woke cereal even asks kids which genders they prefer to use — on the side of the box.Let’s check with Advocate, which promotes itself as the “gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, and queer news leader, including politics, commentary, arts, and entertainment” — which recently announced the new cereal on its website.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
NancyD 5/14/2021 8:48:17 AM (No. 785209)
Wait... is this the Onion or Babylon Bee???
What is Kellogg's thinking? Pathetic pandering with repercussions from consumers.
"The 7.8-ounce box is full of a rainbow variety of heart-shaped cereal bites and even edible glitter." Stereotype much?? Geeze...
19 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
seamusm 5/14/2021 8:51:34 AM (No. 785214)
Better not show up on my local store's shelves.
12 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
LanceLink1 5/14/2021 9:00:51 AM (No. 785234)
Add Kellogg products to the "banned from linkville" list. Second one this week. Subway was the first when they ran the add with a certain "soccer star" as their pitch "man".
20 people like this.
Interesting situation. Parents (usually mothers) select the cereal boxes from the grocery shelf and put them in the cart. So how many will be taken home to little missy and junior? Certainly the ones that take their kids to drag queen story hour but how many others?
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
mizzmac 5/14/2021 9:12:49 AM (No. 785259)
Are there kiddie-sized sex toys inside as prizes? How sick and sad.
20 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
Rama41 5/14/2021 9:24:15 AM (No. 785275)
I'm surprised Kellogg's hasn't re-introduced the "Corn Pop" with a picture of Biden in his fake "half-run" pose.
11 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
navybrat 5/14/2021 9:35:31 AM (No. 785285)
Why can't they just make cereal and stay out of politics? Shut up and run the assembly line and prevent foreign objects from getting into the boxes.
18 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
Ribicon 5/14/2021 9:39:45 AM (No. 785288)
We stopped buying Kellogg's years ago.
The communists promised to do this a while back. Pedal to the metal, comrades. Communist Goals (1963) US Congressional Record, Appendix, pp. A34-A35 January 10, 1963.
"25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.
26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural, healthy."
37. Infiltrate and gain control of big business.
41. Emphasize the need to raise children away from the negative influence of parents. Attribute prejudices, mental blocks and retarding of children to suppressive influence of parents."
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Ribicon 5/14/2021 9:44:17 AM (No. 785292)
FTA: "The 7.8-ounce box is full of a rainbow variety of heart-shaped cereal bites and even edible glitter." Will it also be infused with PrEP or AZT or whatever the current AIDS cocktail is, to protect the kids in case they take Kellogg's advice and start cruising public toilets?
4 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 5/14/2021 9:44:33 AM (No. 785294)
Somebody please stop the stupidity. In a rational world, this product would die an ignominious death, but given our political and PC culture, it will linger on like an undead zombie.
8 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
keep_right 5/14/2021 10:05:05 AM (No. 785315)
Besides being full of ZERO nutritional benefit and making your kid's poop neon green (like Fruit Loops), Kellogg's wants to poison their mind too.
8 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Vaquero45 5/14/2021 10:06:01 AM (No. 785317)
Oh fer Chrissake. They’ll sell about 100 boxes of this crapola, and they’ll have to destroy the rest.
3 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
Muguy 5/14/2021 10:07:14 AM (No. 785318)
We already have multi-colored cereals Lucky Charms and Fruit Loops....
Under Nobama, the cereal boxes got thinner with less net weight inside and they got more expensive.
Wait till JoeBama O'Biden's policies take hold, and the size of the box will drop down to the size of Cream-of-Wheat
5 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
formerNYer 5/14/2021 10:31:13 AM (No. 785344)
Kellogg has just made my s___t list
10 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
Talk2 5/14/2021 11:19:44 AM (No. 785402)
This would be a good time to say goodbye to the company peddling sickness as cereal.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
DVC 5/14/2021 11:46:40 AM (No. 785438)
Hideous. Just totally hideous. I really hope that this is a total failure in the market. What a nasty, horrible thing.
9 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
skacmar 5/14/2021 11:52:36 AM (No. 785443)
I want cereal for breakfast, not a political statement! Kellogg's should just stick to what they do best, make cereal and leave the political posturing out of it. Whats next? Black only cereal: Dark and Cocoa colored cereal puffs like little afros and marshmallow guns and knives. The white milk washed over the cereal on oppresses the blackness of the cereal. White cereal: Mixed grain flake cereal peacefully coexisting coated with white sugar. The sugar covers and gets on everything just like the white domination and oppression of all other races. The white milk washes away the identity of the mixed flakes into one oppressed bowl surrounded by whiteness.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
bigfatslob 5/14/2021 1:06:21 PM (No. 785578)
Budweiser earlier this week now Kellogg's garbage for kids. If this all ends maybe we can see this as a sign that many products will not exist in future markets. The left continues to cancel itself I'm looking on the bright side. I don't walk the cereal aisle, the cookie, sweets aisle so this doesn't phase me. When my favorite wine or whiskey fails me by becoming 'woke' then you will hear from me. Have a nice 'queer' day Kellogg it seems Fruit Loops was given a correct name years before 2021.
2 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
DVC 5/14/2021 1:25:18 PM (No. 785610)
#14, they've been on mine for a couple of decades, started with supporting gun control crazies with $$.
2 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
anniebc 5/14/2021 2:16:53 PM (No. 785657)
Perverts.
2 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
OhioNick 5/14/2021 2:23:25 PM (No. 785668)
I have a question? Do you open the box of queer cereal from the bottom?
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
NYbob 5/14/2021 4:26:02 PM (No. 785794)
You KNOW some kids will be trying to eat real glitter because of this. Very stupid, very irresponsible, but the people behind this don't care how many children they hurt.
1 person likes this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
rememberwhen 5/14/2021 6:10:11 PM (No. 785840)
I anticipate a massive increase in Post Toasties sales.
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Bye bye Tony the Tiger.
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