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Aspen, our evil twin Skippy, and Torre!
Torre! Torre!

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Posted By: Big Bopper, 2/19/2023 12:38:35 PM

Up in Aspen where the town, the slopes and the people range from high to highly high, they’re having an election for mayor and city council. The election is hotly contested, there’s a lot of hot air being blown about and, as always in Aspen, the sex is steamy, if unconventional. All this makes the Global Warmers howl, but their howls are dampened by air temperatures in the single digits and a Colorado snowpack that is about 130% of normal. All 7,000 residents of Aspen want to be mayor or on city council.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: earlybird 2/19/2023 1:53:11 PM (No. 1406929)
Beaton writes entertainingly of his current home town, liberal Aspen, Colorado, which seems to be liberal America in microcosm.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: downnout 2/19/2023 2:39:41 PM (No. 1406956)
I wonder who Glenn talks to when he wants to have a sane conversation.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: formerNYer 2/19/2023 2:39:54 PM (No. 1406957)
Maybe Gov. Ron needs to send a plane load of illegals to Aspen??
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